"ah tiongs really cannot make it"
sounds familiar? guess who? hehe.

once, i used to work at some stupid travel agency hiring cheap china fresh graduate from ntu. i was supposed to work under him for some database thingy, but all i had to do in office was basically... msn. lol. cos he kept asking me to repeat the same thing!!! damn retarded right? waste money for them to hire me there to... msn. wahaha.

then, during cny eve this year, i had my reunion at this restaurant on the 5th level of dbs/ocbc/uob (forgot which one, only rmb near clarke quay) building. there was this china girl who was serving my table. because they had to rush to serve the food as there were a lot of people, she just anyhow place the food on the table, so quickly that she spilled my glass of tea! all she could say was "soli soli" in a very bo chap manner. wth!!! and the next thing i knew, she stepped on my foot while serving the dessert without even apologizing! tmd.

one more. there was this mac supposed to be opened at 7am. and i waited, waited, waited... until 7.10am, the floor manager came out and said still need another 10 minutes. obviously that FLOOR manager was an ah tiong. can't even speak eng well. slow slow slow!!!

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er..hi..mushimushi watashiwa L des..
i also got experience to share with ah tiongz who really cannot make it. in NTU year 1 sem 1 examinations during the communications paper, i was assigned to a seat where i am being surrounded by ah tiongz dong nan xi bei. before the paper started the east ah tiong brought in 2 english dictionary and 1 chinese dictionary, pile up not high la..about the length of a 30cm ruler only. So i ask him got space on the table to put or not..he look at me and say "ya..ya..ke yi fang xia mian". den during the paper, i write halfway den notice the west ah tiong go scratch his hair..seems normal la..cos maybe he is trying to figure out something about the question. but den after scratching his hair he go smell his fingers. swee la. also, got 1 invigilator walk past me from behind, den when he approached the north ah tiong, he took up an electronic device which is a english-chinese translator. then the invigilator ask the north ah tiong wad kind of a calculator is that, the ah tiong like dun understand, so he look at the invigilator like a retard and nod. den the invigilator tell the ah tiong tt bring this kind of device in is prohibited and liable to expel, den i sit behind in my heart thinking shiok liao faster EXPEL EXPEL! but wasted la, nv expel, in the end is give warning only. haiz..well, thats wad i got experience about with ah tiong

the following are contributed by SaM. NO MORE CHALLENGER LIAO!!!