I was about to post another AT Trilogy when I saw sam's one...and I go..."How timely indeed!"

If u can remember the case of mine a few posts back, about me going in the toilet at night and finding the floor filled with pee, it has happened again. At around 330am in the morning, I went to toilet to take a leek, and guess what I saw? Thats right! The pictures below can explain it all...HARD CORE EVIDENCE! Anyway I dunno y the colour of the pee turned out to be brown, cuz in actual life, its super yellow! And stinks!

"ah tiongs really cannot make it"
sounds familiar? guess who? hehe.

once, i used to work at some stupid travel agency hiring cheap china fresh graduate from ntu. i was supposed to work under him for some database thingy, but all i had to do in office was basically... msn. lol. cos he kept asking me to repeat the same thing!!! damn retarded right? waste money for them to hire me there to... msn. wahaha.

then, during cny eve this year, i had my reunion at this restaurant on the 5th level of dbs/ocbc/uob (forgot which one, only rmb near clarke quay) building. there was this china girl who was serving my table. because they had to rush to serve the food as there were a lot of people, she just anyhow place the food on the table, so quickly that she spilled my glass of tea! all she could say was "soli soli" in a very bo chap manner. wth!!! and the next thing i knew, she stepped on my foot while serving the dessert without even apologizing! tmd.

one more. there was this mac supposed to be opened at 7am. and i waited, waited, waited... until 7.10am, the floor manager came out and said still need another 10 minutes. obviously that FLOOR manager was an ah tiong. can't even speak eng well. slow slow slow!!!

the above are contributed by yy. HERE COMES THE NEXT CHALLENGER!!!


er..hi..mushimushi watashiwa L des..
i also got experience to share with ah tiongz who really cannot make it. in NTU year 1 sem 1 examinations during the communications paper, i was assigned to a seat where i am being surrounded by ah tiongz dong nan xi bei. before the paper started the east ah tiong brought in 2 english dictionary and 1 chinese dictionary, pile up not high la..about the length of a 30cm ruler only. So i ask him got space on the table to put or not..he look at me and say "ya..ya..ke yi fang xia mian". den during the paper, i write halfway den notice the west ah tiong go scratch his hair..seems normal la..cos maybe he is trying to figure out something about the question. but den after scratching his hair he go smell his fingers. swee la. also, got 1 invigilator walk past me from behind, den when he approached the north ah tiong, he took up an electronic device which is a english-chinese translator. then the invigilator ask the north ah tiong wad kind of a calculator is that, the ah tiong like dun understand, so he look at the invigilator like a retard and nod. den the invigilator tell the ah tiong tt bring this kind of device in is prohibited and liable to expel, den i sit behind in my heart thinking shiok liao faster EXPEL EXPEL! but wasted la, nv expel, in the end is give warning only. haiz..well, thats wad i got experience about with ah tiong

the following are contributed by SaM. NO MORE CHALLENGER LIAO!!!

Ehhh...so the booking of the chalet has already been confirmed. The following are the details of the Chalet:

Location: NTUC Downtown East Chalet (Room still unknown yet)

Price: $188 for chalet + $10 for BBQ pit = $198 (Thanks to Auga's dad NTUC membership, we got discount!)

People we must call and book them first: Joyce, Kenny Cheng (Cuz they always church!)

Anyway I should be arriving in Singapore on 9th May 1.25am. That is on Wednesday morning. I feel like going to Sentosa on Friday 11th May...anyone xd interested? Go Beach onz!!!

- kerry -

Have u ever encountered with any ah tiongs and had bad experiences with them? For those of u who are not sure, ah tiongs means China people.

Anyway here is my story...

I currently living with my sister and her bf who is an Ah tiong (Extra 1...come n live in my apartment for free!) Then last night, I went to the toilet to pee. When i went to the toilet bowl, I realised that the floor beneath the toilet bowl was all yellow and sticky and smelled like urine. Immediately i know who it was liaoz! Confirm is the AT (Short for ah tiong) Cuz i pee sitting down and never miss, n my sister also pee sitting down too! So the next morning, i mopped the entire shit and asked the AT if he pees sitting or standing. He said standing, then he also added that he does not on the lights when he pees at night. Then i asked him why, he said he dun want to disturb people when he on the light. (The light comes in with a suction which spins and creates some sound when the lights are on). So i was thinking its quite a lame reason, and now u have created a yellow heaven below the toilet bowl. Congrats, so i told him to next time sit on the toilet bowl n pee, dun pee standing again cuz u will create a yellow heaven.

So just now, i went to toilet again, and found yellow heaven at the toilet bowl floor again! So i mopped it up. I know it was him. And so it was clean.Then AT went to toilet, I waiting outside...I hear AT pee...then AT came out. I went inside...low n behold! Yellow spot again on the clean floor! Damn it...u really proved me right AT! Really Ah tiong...i dun blame u...thats y china still 3rd world country...

Anyone else got things to share about ah tiongs? I know yingying got msn msg before say, "Ah tiongs really cannot make it!"

lolz...anyway the chalet how? Must book asap le!!!

- kerry -

YEAHHHH.....I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!! IT'S FINALISED!!!!!! I'M COMING BACK IN MAY! MY FLIGHT DEPARTURE FROM LANSING IS 7TH MAY TO 27TH JUNE!!!

HURRY BOOK CHALET!!! THE MAY DAY PROMOTION ONE!!! SOMEONE ASK DF!!!

-kerry-

Hey peeps!

Sometimes, when I miss the food back home in Singapore, I would go to this blog and check out all the great local food that Singapore has.

http://www.ieatishootipost.blogspot.com

This blog has some of the best eateries that one could find throughout Singapore!

Oh man really makes me miss the food in Singapore!

Just 2 more months! Or 4 more months! See when I can get the air tickets!

- kerry -

Guys!

Got another update again...

My mom said she talked to my father about me coming back, then my father said that if can't get the free air tickets booking for me, then he will buy for me instead...so good right? Lol! Anyway my mom asked me if I wanna come back in july, but I think the prices for the air ticket is more expensive in July, so therefore, if it is cheaper to come back in May, then I will definitely choose May. However, the highlights of July is my birthday, which I wanna have chalet and celebrate at the same time. But May got the May Day promotion! Which is super cheap!

How siaz? Hopefully the main thing is I can come back la, that's the most important thing liaoz! Dun care whether is May or July man!

- kerry -

THIS - IS - SPARTAN!!!










LEONIDAS - ( yes same idiot as above, same pose- I'm lazy to get extra, ok?)






King of Spartans, mad mofo. Xerxes asks for him to lay down his arms, he cries " COME AND GET THEM!!!"
( actual historical quote)






XERXES aka . Venerable God-King Xerxes , His Divine Grace, The Awesome Narcissistic Bodypiercer, super shunyan










King of Persians, with a great fetish for body-piercing, plenty of slaves to die for him, and a harem full of women to lure idiots to help him. Also filthy rich, with a whole throne made of gold being carried around by his servants. Powerful because he owns half of Asia with lots of troops that number in the millions, but he has several weaknesses - 1, he thinks he's a god, which means he's immortal - which can be kind of stupid when you come straight up to an enemy army with no one to shield you.... then 2, hes got so many women and body-piercings, the easiest way to kill him would be an STD. Not to mention he might be gay, seeing as how he has wayyy too many women not to have died from an orgasm by now.






QUEEN GORGO aka. the love interest in an otherwise completely bloodrushed film.










Queen of the Spartans, and obviously wife to Leonidas, she makes up the romance portion of this movie, the sub-plot of love being intensified when the king's lieutanent loses his son and cries out for his lost chance to tell his son how much he loved him. Part-time Queen, part-time mother and full-time asskicker, she also makes the most sexual scene in the movie- which is of course later lost in the bloodbath, but hey, something else to mention in the movie I guess. Even she kills people, and makes some pretty nice quotes . Like in first part of show - Persian ambassador asks " How can you allow WOMEN to speak in front of me?" and she snaps " Because only Spartan women give birth to real man ( you fag ) " Part of the comedy script I guess. ( See? It's a romance comedy! )


Also ! Point to note- LEONIDAS IS HEN-PECKED! Why do I say that? Easy... Persian envoy is about to be pushed into the pit, he cries " THIS IS MADNESS!!" And then Leon hesitates. Has to look pleadingly at his wife, like " Oh please can I kill him please please??" and she nods " Oh alright" and so he goes " THIS IS SPARTA!!" and then gives him the earth and water he asked for ... right at the bottom of the well.


Oh btw point to note - this guy is also Gorgo =>>>>>





Any resemblance? Hahaaa~









EPHIALTES aka. traitor to the Spartans










Historically he's very very wrong. First and foremost, Ephialtes was never depicted as a hunchback, but a normal citizen.. and also not a Spartan either! But a local citizen, who simply betrayed them for the money and reward. NOT because " YOU ARE WRONG! LEONIDAS! " and stuff like that, or cos he couldn't pick up the shield as a hunchback and thus compromised the formation. Nice addition to the plot , tho, but no. Just to clear things up... the Greeks, of course, never forgot him for that. In ancient AND modern Greek, the word " Ephialtes" means nightmare. Why not shit ? Nightmare is just too cool for him.. I mean, people are like going to use his name on WoW, and then tell people " It means Nightmare in Greek man" and everyone will go " W0AH!!! ThAt 15 Aw350M3!!!! " " C00L!!" " L33t!" Whereas toilet bowl would be more like " What a piece of Ephialtes!"

People don't like the fact that he's a hunchback and therefore the villian - like making him evil cos he's hunched, and therefore not politically correct. Oh screw it. This is an ACTION show. The hell with political correctness!!! But still not exactly good for me. I hunch too. -.-



THERON aka Selfish politician and traitor to Sparta - but fictional







Yes, point to note, this character is a fictional enemy to Sparta in the movie, made because they needed a subplot to supplement the actual one. But still! An entertaining idiot to hate! I think. I only remember the part where he threatens the Queen into his submission, and tells her " This will not be over soon, and you will hate it.. I am not your king!" Later, when she stabs him in the stomach, she whispers back " This will not be over soon- you will hate it- for I am not your queen!" Lol.. so much sarcasm. But that's about all he's useful for.




OK! Now time to review the troops...



SPARTAN HOPLITES








Number : 300
Hit Points : 160
Weapon Type : Spear - melee damage 20, atk speed 1.80, bonus damage vs calvary
Armour : Mail helmet with cloak and round shield
Secondary Weapon : Sword - melee damage 12, atk speed 1.20
Ability : Phalanx - + 100% resistance to arrow damage

Most hoplites actually wear body armor, in addition to the standard cloaks and helmets that the Spartans wield, but not these madmen. As a result, they are faster but far less protected- which is no matter to these crazy folks. The phalanx was an actual formation for the hoplites in ancient Greece - it involved a tight interlocking of shields, preventing ranged fire from hurting them, and even melee weapons were easily deflected with good skill. Only problem is a huge reduction in advance speed, but that isn't much of an issue when the battle issues. Long spears were effective in dealing with mounted horsemen, and with keeping short range foot troops at bay, while the short swords were dealt out when the enemy closed in.



PERSIAN SLAVE TROOPS / SWORD FODDER









Number : Varied. Some say 10,000, others say more.
Hit Points : 70
Weapon Type : Short Swords - melee damage 7, atk speed 1.40
Armour : Cloth or leather
Ability : None
These men were basically fodder for the first wave. Historically, the first actual wave composed more of Medeans recruited by Xerxes for this war, as well as traitorous Greeks conscripted from the conquered lands. Not much of a fight, and they died pretty quickly even in real history.



PERSIAN ARCHER










Number : Again, varied - might be 10,000, 100, 000, or worse. Or less. Unsure.
Hit Points : 50
Weapon Type : Arrow - ranged damage 7, atk speed 2.00, range 500
Armour : Cloth or leather
Ability : None










The archers were, in practicality, not much use from the Persian foot troops either, simply because the hoplites' shields prevented their arrows from doing any damage. However, they were more cost-effective - they probably played a part in reducing the morale of the other Greeks, forcing them to rout in the final stand. They prevented the advance of the hoplites when they unleashed the hail of arrows to block out the sun. And most importantly, unlike Xerxes' other troops, they DID NOT DIE! Yes they did not! Not even in the final charge of the Spartans in the Battle of Thermopylae did one archer die- mostly because they were easily 2 or 3 km away from the battlefield, where the hoplites could not advance. And they killed plenty of Spartans when they finally surrounded them after Ephialtes' contribution. Nonetheless, not very exciting troops.







THE 10,000 IMMORTALS












Number : Exactly 10,000 on every campaign
Hit Points : 150
Weapon Type : Double swords - melee damage 10, atk speed 1.00
Armour : Plate mask with mail body armour
Ability : Fear - - 50% to enemy combat abilities when effective



The 10,000 Immortals were an actual regiment among the Persian forces, although personally, I first heard they were in the Hittites from my history text. Oh well.. at any rate, these are the true elite of the army they were conscripted in. From birth they were trained, and like the Spartans are given extreme combat conditioning before being accepted into service. They number at exactly 10,000 - no more , no less. They are the king's bodyguard , and as Xerxes is a "god-king", naturally, he would have Immortal guards at his side. While they are not really invincible, they are very well-skilled in combat to have their foes fear their prescence in battle, and should any fall, they are immediately replaced by others that are trained in the order but not yet used - thus they keep their numbers at the exact 10,000. Unfortunately for them, the Spartans decided to "put their hame to the test" instead of believing the myth, and thus proved them far less competent than thought. However, being more skilled, they did manage a few more kills, although still not enough.





Ok thats enough for now. There is more to come for the GLORY OF SPARTA!!!!





- NOTNOT DK

This is the sequel to the first introduction of Bleach, where more important characters will be introduced. after Ichigo had his taste of battling Hollows in the human world, he and the rest of his faithful companions travelled to Soul Society, a place where much more dangers were faced, often resolved by hardcore fighting action. Soul Society is a place where the most deadly Death Gods are present, such are the Lieutenants, 2nd in rank to a particular squad, and the Captains, leader of the squad itself. there are a total of 13 squads altogether. here are some main starring characters:

Hey guys...

I got terrible news...

Looks like I can't go back this summer session. My mother can't book seats with the free tix that my sister has because its all fully-booked. Then she asked me if I would like to purchase tickets with my savings, but unfortunately, I've got not much money of my own. It costs $1477 USD for a round trip ticket.

Thats too bad for me anyway...

Well...u guys have fun anyway in Singapore! Remember to post pics on the blog!

- kerry -

Villians gunned down, with little Flamemini

It was a glorious night for Arsenal, playing without many key players such as Henry, Adebayor, Hleb, Toure and Van Persie, however, they managed to squeeze out a narrow 1-0 win.

A tense match it was, with Arsenal only having a slightly better advantage of 53% possesion, however, it was Aston Villa that dominated the chances, but on a night where luck deserted them, they simply could not convert. On top of that they had 14 offsides, the chief offender of these, John Carew.

Playing badly the whole evening, it could be seen on the face of the frustrated Wenger and his make shift defence pairing of Gilberto and Gallas were often caught in unfamiliar territory, giving Aston Villa much space to exploit. However, the goal came just after kick off, by some luck , Baptista was clear at the edge of the box, in which he sent a poor shot which was heading wide, however, Diaby happened to be at the right place at the right time and deflect it goalwards.

Aston Villa then pilled on the pressure and had numerous chances, 1v1s, goal line clearences, penalty box scramble, you name it , they got it!.

Then, Arsene Wenger sent on Missier Flamini for about 15 mins, and he was simply off form! The one Arsenal player i feel isn't good enough is him. At one instance, he tried to be smart and dribble but eventually lost the ball which lead to a shot by Carew which went narrowling wide. Another instance, where he could just send the ball to the corner flag to waste about 1 min of the remaining injury time, instead he was caught in 2 minds, running to the corner flag and then crossing the ball after only like 2 secs!. In which nobody was in the penalty box!. In another instance, Fabregas layed the ball nicely for Flamini , who was through, but he didn't run!, instead he shouted to Fabregas which i guess was " why didn't you shoot?" In the first place he was suppose to be a defensive midfielder, i don't know what he was doing out of position when we had a 1 goal lead to hold.

Yes, its time to Flame Flamini! . Every time he comes on , its like adding vulnerability to Arsenal!.

Anyway, we still won 1-0!
Glory to Arsenal, Premier league here champions here we come!

Regards
DaN with a DestinY

Hey guys!

Got some bad news, and some good news. First thing, bad news is that for the promotion tickets, I realised that for the promotion, it says that I can only travel for 30days, either that, or by 12June must come back, whichever is earlier. So not very worth it, come back Singapore for so short time only. Then, my mom is unable to get the tickets too cuz all fully-booked liaoz.

Good news. Maybe I can use my sister's free air tix which she got through her mileage points. Cuz I think my mom said that she does not want to go back to singapore. Then maybe give her some money to travel around Usa, while I go back home during may to june. Sounds good? Have to compromise with her 1st, then if she agrees, gotta book a ticket back to Singapore! If this is the case, I will be back in Singapore for like 7 weeks, which is super shiok for me, only going back at the end of june.

Anyway, to the person who posted before me, I have to confirm the air tickets first, but then, the offer is only available from Sundays to Thursdays, in the month of May. It is indeed a good deal. And please sign off at the end of the post...thanks!

- kerry -

Okok, i think we xd are mostly ATNA, All talk no action! steady la, lets get the ball rolling for the chalet!

Firstly, Kerry , when are you coming back, from the 1st - 30th of May, which for me is the only month i think i am free, whatbout the rest?, lets discuss on the tag, in particular which 3 days we would be free then we can have a vote.

Next, funding,i think my mother can get a discount, but lets stick with the $108 for 3D/2N first. That means if 10 of us are going, its $10 per person.

Once we are fixed on the date, i will check the avaliability again.

On another hand, my geography society is organising a trip to TAIWAN during mid July TBC, more details will be released soon , are you all interested?, it will surely be cheaper, but we have to follow where they go .. or rather we go ourselves? , hmm..

Lets settle this first before we get to the food details. Cant wait cant wait!, i've been so stressed over assignments, this is my avenue to release it. Think of what's gonna happen after the semester!

My favourite team is once again in action this week.
Yes , ARSENAL, watch this space. Even though we have many injuries, Arsene Wenger has instilled a spirit of warriors that never give up, and has addressed to need to go all the way in the premier league as the only chance of getting a medal.

My prediction is 3-0

Watch this space!

Regards
DaN with a DestinY

Bleach is the title of a very good series of anime to watch. For those who have watched it, will agree with me and those who haven't, i strongly recommend u to watch =)! I will post some of the brief details of the anime here..hehe

Ishida Uryuu. He belongs to a group known as the Quincy. The Quincy's objective is in a way similiar to Death Gods, seeking Hollows and purging them from the human world. The only difference is that while Death Gods purify Hollows so that the Hollow will return to Soul Society as a normal soul, the Quincy destroys the Hollows completely. Such will cause the upset in the balance of souls in Soul Society and the human world. Due to this fact, a conflict arose in the past and the Quincy were wiped out. Ishida, being the last Quincy, had to abandon his old grudges against the Death Gods if he were to save the world from Hollows.

Urahara Kisuke. This is the manager of the Uraha shop, who has an unshaven face and wears a beach hat most of the time. He cares alot about the reputation of the shop and tries his best to provide his costomers with the products that they want. When he realizes the mistake he made in giving Rukia a mod soul, he descides he will fix the problem himself. When Ichigo lost his 'borrowed' Death God powers from Rukia, Urahara seems to have shown that he himself possess some sort of Death God powers, but that will remain as a mystery till the later parts.




This is the brief introduction of Bleach..hope u like it..be sure to
watch them either on www.youtube.com (search Bleach Episode XX where XX is the episode number) or download them from anime websites.


- SaM

I am 15 mins early for Vietnamese class, therefore i have nothing to do now , therefore i am going to write a random post..

Wahaha.

First thing, Naruto episode 217-219 is very exciting, for those of you who have nothing to do, you can take a look, its mission return the favour whereby the konaha shinobi return the favour of the sand ninjas.

O, the classroom is now empty , i can go in already, heh . Shall just write abit more.. I now for the uni people, mid term assignments are due soon! , so i just wanna say hang in there!, after that we can party like never partied before already! , haha remember the XD enterprise photo?, next time we shall all be rich and stay in big big houses ok. Wahaha

Anyway, just a random topic, who you think will get married first? haha , i wanna be best man for everybody ok?, haha book first. My guess is... I will get married first! followed by Jien.

Anyway yes!, i have a acapella performance on the 21st March at Arts Cafe at the Esplande at 730pm, please come support ok ! , i need somebody to be my cameraman also.. wahaha

Okok i think i shall go in already .. Ciao!

Regards
DaN with a DestinY

Its getting Hot in Herre...so take off all your clothes! Auga's favourite song! Always blast when come my house! Oh...and again...got who's parents are NTUC members arz? DF?

- kerry -

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

We lost to Inter Milan......

Why why why!!!!!!!!!

Regards
DaN with a DestinY

Why did nobody blog for the past 2 days? Ok don't worry, here I come!

May Day 2007

Costa Sands Resort (Pasir Ris)
3D/2N Stay + 4 Theme Park Tickets @ $108 Nett

For Members Only

Valid from 01 May 2007 to 24 May 2007

Terms & Conditions:
Subject to chalet availability.
-Valid on Sun to Thu.
-Run-of-house for Costa Sands Resort (Downtown East) & (Pasir Ris).
-Applicable for Superior Chalet at Costa Sands Resort (Sentosa).
-Not applicable for group bookings, and/or with promotions, discounts or offers.
-Applicable for new bookings only.
Terms & Conditions are subject to change without prior notice.

This is the special promotion for the month of May. Pasir Ris Costa Sands Chalet. Must book from Sunday to Thursday. Too bad got no Fridays and Saturdays man! (which then would be too good to be true!)

What do u guys think?

Anyway first thing, we need to see if any of our parents are ntuc members. I feel that this offer is very good, cuz the usual rate is about $85 per night.

I am currently in the process of awaiting my mom to check if there is availability of the air tickets to fly back to singapore. Might have to wait till mid-april man, but she will keep trying everyday!

- kerry -

Enjoy! long overdue video, LOL LMAO




Regards
DaN with a DestinY

PEOPLE!!! SORRY IF I TYPE IN CAPS!!! BUT EMERGENCY STANDBY!!! REALLY SHOCKED ME!!! AND EMERGENCY!!! WE GOTTA ACT FAST NOW!!!

I talked with my mom over msn just now and she told me that there is promotion air tickets for may to 12th June 07! So means after this semester, I about 80% would be going back to Singapore!

ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS GUYS????? ISN'T IT??? BUT ITS ALSO BAD NEWS CUZ WE GOTTA ACT FAST NOW TO BOOK CHALET!!! anyway i was wondering if u all having holidays already...I hope u all are man! If not so sianz...

- kerry -